Wife Trophy
When you fist your wife so hard to the point that you pick her up and parade her in an ostentatious fashion in public for all to see and behold.
Wife Trophy by Samdingo February 16, 2017
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mature trophy wife
Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.
He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
mature trophy wife by Geoplus January 8, 2008
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trophy wife
A young, attractive woman married to an older, more powerful man.
His role in the relationship is to be her sugar daddy and provide her with power and material wealth. Hers, beyond providing sex, is to remind others that he is powerful or rich enough to be desirable to such a woman despite his age and thus to serve as a marker of this status -- hence the "trophy" part. A specialized type of gold digger.
His role in the relationship is to be her sugar daddy and provide her with power and material wealth. Hers, beyond providing sex, is to remind others that he is powerful or rich enough to be desirable to such a woman despite his age and thus to serve as a marker of this status -- hence the "trophy" part. A specialized type of gold digger.
trophy wife by Marissa May 11, 2004
Participation Trophy Wife
A "trophy wife" in the sense that we now live in a society where everyone gets a trophy. She's certainly not first, second, or even third place.
She is not even close to hot enough to be called a trophy wife - at best she's a participation trophy wife.
Participation Trophy Wife by NachoLibreAZ May 5, 2014
trophy wife
the beautiful young lady spends her husbands money all day and throws galas for his business partners
trophy wife by sacko nuts September 28, 2003
trophy wife
A usually young woman, not necessarily a gold-digger, who is married to a much more older man with power, wealth.etc
Those women are usually at home, 24-hour luxury, and with the children. Sun-bathing, rich friends socializing, -just enjoying the wealth and producing his children are her job.
Those women are usually at home, 24-hour luxury, and with the children. Sun-bathing, rich friends socializing, -just enjoying the wealth and producing his children are her job.
Elvira Hancock from the 1983 film Scarface is a great example of a trophy wife
Ginger McKenna from the 1995 film Casino is another.
Ginger McKenna from the 1995 film Casino is another.
trophy wife by Pretzelpaper December 2, 2009
trophy wife
The Donald has had a collection of trophies wives throughout his lifetime and his current one is the biggest trophy wife of all.
trophy wife by arminshirazi June 12, 2007
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