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wife'd up 

To be in a LTR ; Either Gender.
"What's the use in cruising with you guys? I'm already Wife'd Up."
wife'd up by Boogabu October 18, 2011
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wifed up 

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.
wifed up by Wach November 9, 2007

wifed-up 

taken by one man/woman and one man/woman only, faithful and loved by the one person.
im wifed-up and loving my life.
wifed-up by dada polk April 28, 2008

wifed up 

"yo can i holla at ya boy he lookn mad cute"
"nah he wifed up"
wifed up by yo liz January 6, 2007

wifed up 

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.
Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
wifed up by rap battle master March 30, 2009
1.To be completly tied down to a girl you have known for a short time. 2.Pu$$y whipped beyond repair 3. Shamelessly in love with a girl your whole crew ran thru at one time or another. 4. The act of auctioning of your testicals to the first girl that gargles them one time. Then never again because shes got you whipped.
1.Q. Wheres Oj? A. Man he dont kick it no more you know that nikkas wifedup
Wifedup by ShimmyD July 8, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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