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1.To be completly tied down to a girl you have known for a short time. 2.Pu$$y whipped beyond repair 3. Shamelessly in love with a girl your whole crew ran thru at one time or another. 4. The act of auctioning of your testicals to the first girl that gargles them one time. Then never again because shes got you whipped.
1.Q. Wheres Oj? A. Man he dont kick it no more you know that nikkas wifedup
Wifedup by ShimmyD July 8, 2011
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wifed up 

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.
wifed up by Wach November 9, 2007
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wifed-up 

taken by one man/woman and one man/woman only, faithful and loved by the one person.
im wifed-up and loving my life.
wifed-up by dada polk April 28, 2008

wifed up 

"yo can i holla at ya boy he lookn mad cute"
"nah he wifed up"
wifed up by yo liz January 6, 2007

wifed up 

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.
Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
wifed up by rap battle master March 30, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026