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Why The fuck my Peepee hard 

A great way to start a conversation with your dad
"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

why the fuck you lying 

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.
A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!
why the fuck you lying by sanzil November 7, 2015

Why the fuck not 

Elon Musk
Elon Musk shot a car into space for a commercial because why the fuck not.
Why the fuck not by Yankx February 9, 2018

Why the Fuck would you do that?

A way of saying "why would you do that?" It is exclaimed in a way for extra effect.
Person 1: I killed her
Person 2: Why the Fuck would you do that?

Why the Fuck Not? 

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?
Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer 

When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary
Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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