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whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."

whoremonica 

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
whoremonica by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whoreification 

whe process of turning into a whore or slut
Guy 1: DUDE! look at that chick shes going though whoreification

Guy 2: Oh Yeah Shes gunna be a great whore
whoreification by Chris LeBlanc December 24, 2006

whorebiscuit 

A person of ill-repute that is also tasty. Can either be a term of endearment or an insult.
That new whorebiscuit is extra flaky, but really knows how to give your money's worth.
whorebiscuit by Lynxie April 27, 2008

whorerific 

A person who acts in an exceedingly whore-like fashion. So much so that she/he takes whore to a horrific and yet fantastic level.
Jane had an absolutely whorerific night taking it in the ass from three guys.

John's stack of penicillin prescriptions are a testament to his whorerific past.
whorerific by museme February 23, 2010

whoresickle 

I saw a whoresickle

esterday
whoresickle by Matts momother November 12, 2013