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Whore Monster 

A once normal whore, or prostitute, who has been converted into some sort of monster either via a zombie attack, vampire embracing, or some other sort of incident that would result in the changing of a human being into the aforementioned monster.
Friend 1: "Holy shit, dude! Run! There are whore monsters everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"

Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"

Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"

Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
Whore Monster by Erroneous2u June 7, 2011
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Inner Whore Monster

That hidden part of your psyche just waiting to have an excuse to become addicted to something
A few rounds of Songpop really brought out my Inner Whore Monster!

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

where the monster at? 

1, 2, 3, 4
Random nigga: Yo ma nigga, where the monster at?
Other random nigga: 1, 2, 3, 4

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes 

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.
"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

whoreminster 

1. Another word for whore
2. A word that is used to call someone when agitated, flustered, frusterated, etc.
Chris Petty is being a whoreminster!
whoreminster by Shelby Bertolini October 25, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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