Whole Ham

Sexual intercourse with a woman that includes everything- pussy, ass and mouth.

Southern based rappers, Mystikal & Soulja Slim, made reference to this phrase in the song, "I'll Pay For It."

"He said he keeps coming back for more because I go whole ham for him."

"Robin doesn't hesitate, she loves goin whole ham for me."

"Don't be vanilla, go whole ham on him."

by brwnbayouchik November 20, 2011

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that

by meatier slab September 30, 2023

whore ham

Another term for wore out labia.

While watching a porno I asked, “have you ever seen whore ham on a gal like that before.”

by Spracker77 January 6, 2019

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

whore hammer

an object used to hit ones whore when they misbehave. see also bitch stick

1. i'll hit you with my whore hammer if your not careful selena!!!

2. i really need a whore hammer to hit miley right now.

by bakkerr November 12, 2010

whore hammery

a series of drunken events that go on through out the nite usually culminating in vomiting, falling, or bedding down with a fatty. A debauchery of sorts.

Hey Coach, let's go to the fuckin' Luau and get tangled up in some drunken whore hammery.

by Pay the Piper February 5, 2010

Hamburger Whore

A hamburger whore is a girl or boy who will perform various sexual acts in return for a hamburger, cheeze burger, Mcdouble, wopper and any other hamburger you can possibly think of often times these whores are older and heavier moms and dads who will do just about anything to get there hamburger fix

Me: Hey I got a Mcdouble you wanna fuck
Seans mom aka hamburger whore: Really? I can have the whole Mcdouble?
Me: Yea
Seans mom: Omg let me suck that dick an get you hard so you can fuck me and I can eat that mcdouble

me: sweet

by cdawg91 September 8, 2010