whizzard 

Whizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the Sorcerers, and often the most skilled.

The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

An honored title bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

Whizzard mispelled by lower IQ persons. Proper spelling is Whizard.

Double z' usually used by half asleep idiots. Such as wizz=PISS, proper wiz=URINE/PISS. Of course you must have an IQ above 50 to know the difference between Whiz=INTELLECTUAL and wiz="to take a wiz"

No examples needed, if you have an IQ above 50 you know what this means.

whizzard by absolute January 24, 2011

Whizzard 

A Whizzard is someone who walks in the snow sending positive affirmations out into the universe to bless every sentient being in existence.

I became a Whizzard years ago with the opportunity to use the loving energy and my perception is lucid, Prayer and affirmations are powerful to heal and when seeds of love are planted within them they become magic.

Whizzard by Dreggy Dustar October 18, 2012

whizzard 

Someone that fancies meth a whole lot.

DJ Dan no longer spins breaks after having been a retired whizzard for some years.

whizzard by electro93 May 13, 2005

Whizzard of Oz 

Da Emerald-City-based medical-doctor genius whose primary prowess was helping all of da Gillikins, Munchkins, Winkies, and Quadlings with urinary issues. Dat's why da Wicked Witches of da East and West didn't like him, since his legitimate practice was cutting into their own quack-a-mamie business of selling magic spells and potions to supposedly cure illnesses.

Da Wonderful Whizzard of Oz
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.

Whizzard of Oz by QuacksO January 1, 2020

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020

Fat Wizzard 

The slang term describing one whom is liked by his peers, friends, as well as school teachers and parents. The word is often times applied to those who have just engaged in a certain sexual or associative activity with females.

John, you fat wizzard you, last night's circle rim was fantastic!

I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!

Fat Wizzard by Rimming roms September 29, 2010

whizard dick 

a dude that can balance on his fucking dick and play soccer at the same fucking time

mr.mac= i'm a whizard dick
mr.misiak= asshole
mr.mac= my dick needs to belong to you man
mr.misiak= faggot

whizard dick by mrs ass nice January 14, 2005