Whipped Creampie

A lot like a creampie. The tip of a can of whipped cream is inserted into a vagina and whipped cream is sprayed into the vagina. The women's partner then eats out the whipped cream.

Me and Michelle did our first whipped creampie together yesterday. We're both hipsters and creampies were getting too mainstream...

Whipped Creampie by michellesboyfriend October 31, 2012

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Whipped creampie

Similar to the creampie, (when you fuck a girls pussy and some cum leaks back out (very entertaining)) a whipped creampie is when you shoot whipped cream up a girls vagina and eat it when it comes back out. This can be done by licking the girls pussy or fingering the girl and then sucking it off your fingers. While the whipped cream is in the bitches pussy, you can fuck her and then if you cum, you can tell her that it is melted whipped cream if she gets freaked out. Then if you have whipped cream on your dick then it's all the more reason to get a killer blowjob.

1: dude, last night I gave Annika a whipped creampie.
2: Dude! Tell me more!
1: she orgasmed while I was licking it out.
2: did you fuck her while it was in?
1: Duh!!! What else would I have done?!?!
2: And... Did she give you a blowjob?
1: yes! It was the best fucking sex ever!

2: I can imagine!
The next day:
2: Honey! Why do we have no whipped cream left?
2's wife (Annika): I had fun last night and ate it all.

2: Damn I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Whipped creampie by anythingsexrelated July 8, 2014

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Whipped Creampie

After the creampie is finished, the guy sucks his cum out of the vagina and gargles it until the right consistency. Then when ready, spits it back at the vagina.

guy 1 "my gf made me o a Whipped Creampie yesterday"

guy 2 "eww dude wtf......how did it taste?"

guy 1 "kinda sweet and sour"

Whipped Creampie by popozion October 22, 2008

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Whipped Cream Pie

After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.

The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.

Whipped Cream Pie by theeurbandictionary June 10, 2010

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whipped cream pie

when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it

whipped cream pie tastes good

whipped cream pie by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm, May 3, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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