Whipped Creampie

A lot like a creampie. The tip of a can of whipped cream is inserted into a vagina and whipped cream is sprayed into the vagina. The women's partner then eats out the whipped cream.

Me and Michelle did our first whipped creampie together yesterday. We're both hipsters and creampies were getting too mainstream...

Whipped Creampie by michellesboyfriend October 31, 2012

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Whipped creampie

Similar to the creampie, (when you fuck a girls pussy and some cum leaks back out (very entertaining)) a whipped creampie is when you shoot whipped cream up a girls vagina and eat it when it comes back out. This can be done by licking the girls pussy or fingering the girl and then sucking it off your fingers. While the whipped cream is in the bitches pussy, you can fuck her and then if you cum, you can tell her that it is melted whipped cream if she gets freaked out. Then if you have whipped cream on your dick then it's all the more reason to get a killer blowjob.

1: dude, last night I gave Annika a whipped creampie.
2: Dude! Tell me more!
1: she orgasmed while I was licking it out.
2: did you fuck her while it was in?
1: Duh!!! What else would I have done?!?!
2: And... Did she give you a blowjob?
1: yes! It was the best fucking sex ever!

2: I can imagine!
The next day:
2: Honey! Why do we have no whipped cream left?
2's wife (Annika): I had fun last night and ate it all.

2: Damn I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Whipped creampie by anythingsexrelated July 8, 2014

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Whipped Creampie

After the creampie is finished, the guy sucks his cum out of the vagina and gargles it until the right consistency. Then when ready, spits it back at the vagina.

guy 1 "my gf made me o a Whipped Creampie yesterday"

guy 2 "eww dude wtf......how did it taste?"

guy 1 "kinda sweet and sour"

Whipped Creampie by popozion October 22, 2008

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Whipped Cream Pie

After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.

The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.

Whipped Cream Pie by theeurbandictionary June 10, 2010

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whipped cream pie

when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it

whipped cream pie tastes good

whipped cream pie by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm, May 3, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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