When I Grow Up 

A phrase commonly said by underage males after they have intercourse for he first time and are told that their penis was of small size

Person 1:When I Grow Up
Person 2:Dude Shut Up You Just Have A Small Dick

When I Grow Up by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 31, 2020

When I Grow Up 

A song made by Musical Artist NF from the album"The Search"

"When I Grow Up" - NF

When I Grow Up by XanManGamer January 5, 2024

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up 

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry

person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!

“Nigga did I just catch u wanting to be shit?”
(Smack)
-Uncle Ruckus Father

“Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!”
-Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks

Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up! by Xeno_The_Guy December 7, 2025

When I Grow Ups 

The "When I Grow Ups"

Common affliction suffered by young adults between years 20-25 of life.

During this time frame, they realize that they are now at a sufficient age where they shouldn't be aspiring to grow up and become something, but actually should be it by now.

Thus suffering the "When I Grow Ups", as they've gotten older, yet never really grown up.

The beat ass stripper at Mens Gallery had been dancing since she was 18; now, at 25 and with no serious career prospects, she realized she had a severe case of the "When I Grow Ups"

When I Grow Ups by Maddi H February 19, 2009