Wheaterism

Talking about something which does not exisit, i.e. bullshitting.

This has to be done in a literary context.
From the name Dr. Wheater, teacher of English.

Read obscure poetry, find a random sentence.
Extract absurd, yet apparantly intelligent, meaning for this sentence.

Shout "Wheaterism!"

by Nick Entwistle October 6, 2003

waterism

When you have water in your ears that you can't get out.

Can you give me a qtip? I seem to be having a waterism.

by waterismisnojoke March 11, 2014

Wheelerism

A term used to describe non compliance with computer programming standards. Commonly used to describe poor encapsulation in Java class and method names but its use can be expanded for use in everyday life to cover anything that demonstrates poor design and lack of forethought...

Some examples :-

Bag bag = new Bag();

Public void bag()

ORDER_LINES_NBR

Hashtable (a Sun Microsystems wheelerism)

by jgimp September 24, 2003