A nonsense word that people in Bud Light commercials, or people who think they belong in one, like to say frequently to one another. Often caused by advanced brain damage caused by alcohol abuse and watching too many football teams and cheering for the losing side.
"WHAZAAAP?" (note the long hold caused by the heavy brain damage)
"WHAZAAAP!!" (response, often from another mentally degraded 49ers fan)
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.