Term used excessively by popular youtube drummer, Cobus Potgieter. Term that expresses total amazement, confusion or disbelief, Similar to what the fuck or omg.
Replacement for "what the heck". Can be used in almost any situation randomly. First created by the one and only all-powerful Napoleon Dynamite.
Your uncle tries to sell breast enhancing herbal treatments to the girl you have a crush on... when she tells you this, you proclaim to your uncle, "What the flip!?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.