whalecore 

A genre used to describe Mastodon's 2004 concept album, Leviathan, which is based on the story of Moby Dick.

Frustrated that they were unable to fit the album into existing genres, fans of the band coined the term to point out the inherent humor in dedicating a full-length metal album to the topic of a whale. The album can be most accurately described as a mix of heavy metal, metalcore, and progressive metal.

whalecore:
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men
If you wish to prevail

whalecore by unearth June 25, 2008

whalecore 

A "genre" of music used to describe bands with at least one album in which the cover artwork displays a whale. This is a popular tag used amongst music sites such as last.fm.

Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab

When they couldn't find an accurate classification for Mastodon's "Leviathan", fans took hold of the cover art and thus defined it as whalecore.

whalecore by Deathgrind > you March 16, 2009

Whalecore 

Whalecore is a genre of music. Known for combining elements of mainly progressive metal with whale song.

Mastodon aren't real Whalecore, they don't have any singing whales you prick!

Whalecore by The Strat Man June 24, 2008

whalecore 

Contrary to what unearth said (Mastodon is obviously Sludge-Progressive Metal, but could be called whalecore), Whalecore is a subgenre of Heavy Metal that includes a very long, droned, slow songs with some heaviness, and a very melodic flow.

Ahab- The Hunt www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHVkJgwAXgE is a perfect example of whalecore

whalecore by YM54 March 7, 2012

WhaleCore 

1:An act comparable to giant prehistoric blue whales with wings that scream whilst breathing fire , dick-slapping innocent human folk with its distinctive 15 foot long dork , and dropping 20 gallon bombs of acidic sperm that rains on the cities below.

2: to throw tupperware at a vietnam war veteran to trigger PTSD

"That show was fucking whalecore! Wait , no , nothing is that bad ass"

"My grandpa wouldn't let me stay the night at my friend's house , so I gave him a dose of whalecore"

WhaleCore by SeanJacob April 15, 2008

Whalecowophobia 

The fear of being to sexy that your heart might tear apart when looking at your reflection.

Emma has Whalecowophobia!

Whalecowophobia by AbrahamLincolnIsHot April 11, 2015

Whalecock Blowhole 

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

Whalecock Blowhole by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009