Whackin' the Krakin Share definition Flag Masturbating. To masturbate.To release the krakin, when by krakin you mean your penis. Tod: Hey Joe, were you just whackin' the krakin in the bathroom?Joe: No. Whackin' the Krakin by Krakin Whaker June 16, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Whackin' the Krakin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch