The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.
To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009
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