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Wet William

In the same family as its cousin the 'wet willy,' the Wet William is the act of punching your junk while your significant other is sound asleep, maneuvering your near-ejaculating penis up to their ear, and busting your load.
Oh that? I was bored and you were asleep, so I had no choce but to deliver you a plentiful load of Wet William.
Wet William by 1as2sy3la4 January 12, 2011

Wet William

When you lick your toe and then stick it in someone's ear.
Person #1: Agh! What the fuck was that?
Person #2: A wet william.
Person #1: Great, now I have athlete's ear.
Wet William by rock_lobster July 8, 2010

Wet William

A wet william is a step up from a wet willy. Instead of licking just the tip of your index finger, you place the entirety of your finger in your mouth. Once the finger is fully moistened with saliva, you place it into someones buttox. The warmth of the rear and the moistness of the finger, in correlation to one another, create the feeling of oneness of the two bodies.
Person 1: "Oh man, those sigma chi's are notorious for giving wet williams."

Person 2: "Yea, my life and anus will never be the same."
Wet William by merced hooligans September 1, 2010

wet william

when a man licks his finger and gets earwax from his finger and fingers his son
person 1: i met this guy last night

person 2: what’d you guys do?

person 1: he gave me a wet william!

person 2: sick!
wet william by wetwoody October 1, 2021

Wet William Sr. 

The act of taking one's tongue and inserting it into another's said ear.
Charles: Oh shit, my ear still feels wet.
Jose: Told you not to mess with me, homez.
Charles: Fuckin' wet willy sr.
Jose: It's the goddamn muthafucking Wet William Sr., bitch! Bliggity bl-ow!
Wet William Sr. by Sabreenza September 20, 2010

Wet William James the III 

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.
Tamiqua gave me a Wet William James the III when i slept over her crib.