Wet Toad 

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

Wet Toad by Calarovan February 13, 2019

toad the wet sprocket 

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's

I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets

toad the wet sprocket by finbar36 February 6, 2010

toad the wet sprocket 

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!

Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.

toad the wet sprocket by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

This Toads the Wet Sprocket!

Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.

Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.

"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"

This Toads the Wet Sprocket! by Ziekerz September 2, 2007