Jake : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair and kiss your neck don't you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me Wet!
Jake : Well lucky for you I'm getting hard!
Kiersten : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Craig : Wow looks like Jake just made Kiersten Wet again!
Chad : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : God Damn put that thing away!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me Wet!
Jake : Well lucky for you I'm getting hard!
Kiersten : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Craig : Wow looks like Jake just made Kiersten Wet again!
Chad : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : God Damn put that thing away!
by SlopNChop November 6, 2017
chevall is wet
by beast mode123 September 25, 2008
by Diablolita September 17, 2007
1. That girl is so wet and horny that if she was a guy she would be jizzing in her pants right now.
2. When chuck norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck norris.
2. When chuck norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck norris.
by dammitbitch September 26, 2009
by on Peen September 11, 2018
1)when a girl is horny and leak vaginal fluid
2)when someone has a bedwetting accident
2)to smoke PCP
2)when someone has a bedwetting accident
2)to smoke PCP
1)Whenever my girlfriend sees me, her vagina becomes very wet.
2)Oh, crap! I just wet my bed and ruined a pair of underwear.
3)I've gone off the wet.
2)Oh, crap! I just wet my bed and ruined a pair of underwear.
3)I've gone off the wet.
by Horny McScrewer April 27, 2004
Disambiguation: owning her wetness
When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 31, 2019