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Western Grip

When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
The Western Grip is one of my favorite methods man, I splurge like mad.
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Western Grip

1) When stroking your raging boner, your thumb touches the base of your wang first as opposed to the normal grip where the pinky touches the base first.
2) a.k.a. the European grip
With proper manipulation the euro grip can make the sensation more intense
Western Grip by Ryan "Homie G" September 5, 2004

Western grip

Nice western grip action
Western grip by Masonnoah April 23, 2009

western grip handjob 

a handjob that is given when the hand is upside down and the thumb is free to explore
My girlfriend just gave me a WESTERN GRIP HANDJOB

western grip handjob 

very similar to its long lost cousin the, traditional handjob, but the performer's hand is in such position that the thumb and forefinger hole is the first thing to hit the base as opposed to the pinky. Making what could be considered a reversed, better feeling hand vagina.
We were standing face to face, so she gave me a western grip handjob.

Double Western Grip 

When both the right and left hand are used simultaneously in a column format to stroke the base of the penis and is moved up and down. The Thumbs can be gyrated in unison or in a destructive interference pattern so that they are out of phase and in harmony. First made popular by French men, it later caught on by German males and females due the extreme domination that can be involved in the extreme penis straddling.
DOUBLE WESTERN GRIP!

Australian Western Grip 

A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".
Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
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