Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
Me and Mr. Dick met The Stranger last night. It was amazing.
When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.
The Western Grip is one of my favorite methods man, I splurge like mad.