1. The act of dramatically exaggerating the symptoms of a mild medical condition for the purposes of gaining special treatment or an "easy way out." Typically characterized by elaborate histrionics bordering on complete absurdity. An individual who has a noted tendency to perform a wedemeyer on a regular basis is often referred to as an ass clown.
2. Can also be used to describe the act of fabricating the symptoms of a completely nonexistent medical condition for the same purposes.
Jim didn't feel like taking his midterm, so he pulled a wedemeyer and pretended he was having an anxiety attack the night before.
A Weremeep is a human afflicted with a strange type of Lycanthropy. Every full moon the said human goes through a bizarre transformation; they shrink, sprout pink fur and a fluffy tail, grow huge buck teeth, and their eyes grow to an abnormal size. Yes, they turn into a Meepit. Weremeeps pose no real threat, but because of their extreme cuteness, they have been known to hypnotize people to do their bidding. Quite a devious little creature.
I found out that my boyfriend was a Weremeep the other night, he was strangely adorable, and convinced me with his big anime eyes to pick him up and huggle him.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"