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adj.
Inspired by Globe & Mail (Toronto, Canada) columnist Margaret Wente.
1. Refers to making an argument based solely on individual experience and assuming it applies to society more generally (esp. assuming white bourgeois experience is common to all).
Person One: We shouldn't fund public transit more because I have a SUV and that's good enough for me.
Person Two: Argh! That's such a Wentean argument.
Wentean by frederick0t6 August 29, 2008
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Wentian is the collaboration of intense winds inside your home, due to the current caused by opened windows. Although the winds may be a bit chilly, the shock may

1. Increase penis/ breast size
2. Make you more handsome/ prettier
3. Make you more clutch
4. Release you from any plaguing guilt
5. make your baby cry/poop less
6. Allow wider flexibility
7. smell like lavender
8. give you electric powers

9. Kill/ Invigorate you
10. I am a pokemon master
Oh my god this Wentian is releasing me from my past worries!
Wentian by TIm April 10, 2011
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wentanimo 

1. The act of being/acting/going crazy
2. (past) To be rejected or dumped
Man, im straight going wentanimo.
Duuude, i just got wentanimoed.
wentanimo by Michaelangelo 3000 December 23, 2009
A Wentian, also known as a registered sex offender, can fuck girls.
"Yesterday, my friend raped a 3 month old baby." "But it doesn't matter because he's a Wentian"
Wentian by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021
One of the most incredible lady’s you will ever meet in your life. She is beautiful. She is loyal. She is amazing. This girl is the most honest and amazing people you will ever meet in your life. She had been through some rough shit but she will remind you every day why life is worth living! She will give you the best advice and will always have your back. If you EVER have the chance to meet this girl, hold onto her and never fuck up or let go. This girl is GORGEOUS, had a rocking body but most importantly is the best human you will ever meet. Love you long time went <3

never stop being the amazing human you are!!!
P1: Have you ever met Wentana?
P2: Are you kidding, I would die if I didn’t know Wentana. She is the definition of perfection and beauty! Don’t fuck this up bro… She’s a keeper

daven wentland 

A guy who seems nice at first and then you realize he a stupid dumbass who sticks his fingers 2 miles up your ass then proceeds to deepthroat the air.
daven wentland is a dumb penis fucking fuck ass face
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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