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Angry Wellzy

Useful driving maneuver used when stuck behind slower traffic. Often found in the backwoods of some eastern states.
Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving arms and accelerating rapidly at the car in front. similar to a aggressive mating call but
with a few key differences. however it could also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.
Man, Stuck behind another Van again?! Just do a Angry Wellzy they will clear right out.
Angry Wellzy by ColinGreene May 6, 2013
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Angry Wellzy

Useful courting maneuver used when stuck outside someone with whom you're attempting to have relations. Often found on college campuses, but can also be found in the backwoods of some eastern states esp in vicinity of Wayah Road.

Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving your junk and accelerating forwards at the hole in front. Similar to an aggressive passing maneuver but with a few key differences. It can also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.
Better be careful, Frank -- not only has that guy been standing right behind you, I think I saw him pulling an Angry Wellzy.
A group of Chinese (sometimes Indian) people that are lazy and generally have no life. They enjoy gathering in places where there are shadows so that they won't be seen and will not move unless forced to do so. WeLazy people are usually fat or skinny, there are very few in between. WeLazy people do not like the Asian Mafia and does not accept gay people. Most WeLazy people are not emo. However, there are some exceptions (see faggot)
"I'm sure he's a WeLazy member, considering how he reads manga and draws penises."
WeLazy by shipkillerlawl December 15, 2009

Seagulls Welly

Condoms that often get washed out to sea mainly from sewage works that sometimes get caught on the hook when seafishing .
Seagulls Welly by Mackerel Man June 18, 2020
The Whale from South Park. According to Willzyx (or the show commentators), he is from the moon and that is where all Orca whales came from.
Mike: "All right, out of the truck."
Truck Driver: "What the hell is going on?"
Mike: " You're carrying a stolen whale."
Truck Driver: "Stolen? You kids told me you won it in Pizza Hut!!"
Kyle: "You don't understand sir!! Willzyx has to go back to the moon!!"
Willzyx by usefbishara March 29, 2008