wellness advocate 

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

wellness advocate by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

wellness advocate 

Balls deep in pyramid scheme

“I’m a wellness advocate. Would you like more details on my snake oils?”

wellness advocate by Wall101 May 6, 2018

Wellness advocate 

A person who’s balls deep in some mlm company or pyramid scheme. Usually involves google searching research.

Well, I’m a wellness advocate and have done tons of research on this.

Wellness advocate by Fawkiia May 6, 2018