Well, fuck me!

When you're left wordless and awed by something...
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.

"Well, fuck me! Didja see that Golden Retriever just save a whole family from a burning building and then help an old lady across the street straight thereafter?"

Well, fuck me! by Hymay April 14, 2014

Well, fuck me, Gumby 

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

Well, fuck me, Gumby by ZenTam July 18, 2016

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! 

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant! by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. 

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

well fuck me running 

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

well fuck me running by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus 

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

Well fuck me running sideways 

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!

My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

Well fuck me running sideways by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022