Weinie wash

the act of vaginal/ or oral sex with an in or significant girlfriend(s) or date(s) with the inclusion of monetary disbursement of dollars involved..also refered to as a half and half.

Before you get your weinie wash tonight for fifty bucks after you get shot down at closing time, you'd better wrap that rascal.

Weinie wash by the Leche January 4, 2012

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Weinie Washer

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!

Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!

Weinie Washer by Larry Olympic, Dick Beninya March 17, 2008

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weenie washer

an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.

weenie washer by jirichiro August 6, 2003

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weenie washer

plain and simply, a cock sucking faggot

"That weenie washer could suck the brass off of a door knob"

weenie washer by proud homophobe September 4, 2003

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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