Wegs
Nice wegs.
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Wegs
That guy you know that thinks he knows more about everything in the world than anyone else could ever know. He is also a habitual “one upper”. No matter what story you tell, he will inexplicably have a crazy more interesting story that directly relates to the one you are telling, if it isn’t the exact same story you are telling at the time, just with crazier events unfolding. Another way to tell if you are dealing with a Wegs is by paying attention to when you are cracking jokes, and people are laughing and listening to you, if you look at the Wegs, although he is laughing as well, he will be trying to finish each joke you are saying in unison with you even though he has no clue what you are actually going to say. He cannot deal with the fact that you are funnier, and seem to have the attention of the room as he cannot fathom not being the “life of the party” when he is in the room as well.
God damnit that Wegs is here again… time to hear for the fifth time this week how a random dude in the bar bathroom looked at his dick, and literally said, “nice Dick bro”. Cuz that is a normal thing straight dudes say to each other while pissing in a bar bathroom (multiple times a week)…. We believe you for sure…. And also wonder why you literally think this is a cool thing if it really did happen to you as the rest of us would probably end up fighting if that occurred to one of us…. But then again…. That’s what makes a Wegs a Wegs…. And not being a Wegs obviously means our dicks just aren’t as pretty… obviously…..
Related Words
A-Wegs
A word used to describe a persons breast. It usually means that the person has pointy, saggy tits that are unnecessarily separated.
Guy1: Omg! Dude did you see Amandas boobs on photobucket?
Guy2: Hell yeah i did! She totally has some A-Wegs!
Guy2: Hell yeah i did! She totally has some A-Wegs!
A-Wegs by Jamil Moreno December 28, 2008
fleggy wegs
the male equivalent to fleggy jells after a woman has sucked his cock to explosion . . . . . shortent variation of fucking wobbly legs
fleggy wegs by marve76 January 14, 2011
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