Wegglesnuff

A gesture made to someone that you feel has earned your complete and utter trust. This gesture involves standing with your feet slightly further than should width apart, squatting down as deep as you can, moving your hands to mimic crab claws, and circling the target of the gesture while repeatedly chanting “wegglesnuff” until you are satisfied with how you’ve expressed your appreciation for the person.

“Listen, we’ve known each other for a while now. I think it’s time.”
“R-really?”
“Yes. It is time for the wegglesnuff.”

by LordScrungoBepis December 14, 2018