Weekend dick

A dick that's so big you couldn't handle fucking it every day so you just fuck on the weekends, that way you have time to recover.

Girl 1: I'm so sore.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: My boy got that weekend dick. 😩

Weekend dick by honeyfrog August 19, 2016

Weekend Dick

A dick that is smaller than vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. It's not to long but is thicker than average.

I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't take that everynight.

Weekend Dick by Jackhammer June 17, 2016

Weekend Dick

A dick smaller than a vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. Is of average length but is thicker than normal.

I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't handle it everyday.

Weekend Dick by Jackhammer June 17, 2016

weekendicked

When given a task and/or an assignment that is to be completed over the weekend, thus dicking up your Saturday and Sunday.

Ex1. The professor totally weekendicked the class when he asked them to add definitions into the urban dictionary as a weekend assignment. Dammit!

Ex2. Thanks for giving me a weekendick honey, I'll get right on to building that jungle gym

weekendicked by SubD88 July 13, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019