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Weekend Dick

A dick that is smaller than vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. It's not to long but is thicker than average.
I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't take that everynight.
Weekend Dick by Jackhammer June 17, 2016

Weekend Dick

A dick smaller than a vacation dick, but larger than boyfriend dick. Is of average length but is thicker than normal.
I just started dating a guy with Weekend Dick, I can't handle it everyday.
Weekend Dick by Jackhammer June 17, 2016

weekendicked

When given a task and/or an assignment that is to be completed over the weekend, thus dicking up your Saturday and Sunday.
Ex1. The professor totally weekendicked the class when he asked them to add definitions into the urban dictionary as a weekend assignment. Dammit!

Ex2. Thanks for giving me a weekendick honey, I'll get right on to building that jungle gym
weekendicked by SubD88 July 13, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026