Weed Dick

"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.

He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."

Weed Dick by Lord Menes November 24, 2015

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When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.

Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.

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Weed dick

When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.

Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.

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When one smokes too much marijuana and proceeds to fall asleep before sealing the deal.

Guy 1: Man, I was so high last night I fell asleep before I could fuck Kristen.
Guy 2: Dude you got weed dick!

Weed Dick by juicywhale December 11, 2017

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When you smoked some bad shit and you can't get hard.

Also/or as a derogatory comment.

That guy at work is such a fucking Weed Dick.

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My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

Dick weed by Gekume September 20, 2018

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