Weed Dick

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"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.

He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."

Weed Dick by Lord Menes November 24, 2015

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Weed Dick

When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.

Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.

Weed Dick by HigherThanSnoopDogg420 November 11, 2015

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Weed dick

When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.

Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.

Weed dick by Crackerbarrel72 February 29, 2020

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Weed Dick

When one smokes too much marijuana and proceeds to fall asleep before sealing the deal.

Guy 1: Man, I was so high last night I fell asleep before I could fuck Kristen.
Guy 2: Dude you got weed dick!

Weed Dick by juicywhale December 11, 2017

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Weed Dick

When you smoked some bad shit and you can't get hard.

Also/or as a derogatory comment.

That guy at work is such a fucking Weed Dick.

Weed Dick by RedLightning69 December 31, 2017

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DICK WEED or DICKWEED

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

DICK WEED or DICKWEED by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004

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Your neighbor Ben

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed

Dick weed by Gekume September 20, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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