wedding ring 

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.

It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.

wedding ring by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006

wedding ring 

A tourniquet worn on one's ring finger.

John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

wedding ring by Xcluxive April 19, 2007

wedding ring 

an object that will stop things from putting out.

ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.

wedding ring by ramonski2 June 15, 2010

wedding ring 

A broken condom wrapped around on a male partner's penis after the completion of vaginal intercourse by an unmarried couple in fairly serious relationship; or thereby, resulting in unexpected pregnancy leading to marriage.

"Last night, I was banging my girl, and I cummed in her not knowing that condom was busted."

"That sucks, man. I hope that wedding ring is not gonna chain you down with that girl."

wedding ring by Nubo March 26, 2008

Wedding Ring 

A huge scam invented by De Beers Group to trick people into spending thousands of dollars for a metal ring with some shiny stone on it.

Why should we buy a wedding ring? Those things are a waste money! We both already know that we love each other, so let's go get married already. No need to buy an overpriced ring.

Wedding Ring by HiThere383329 February 8, 2022

Wedding Ring 

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.

Wedding Ring by Freddie February 21, 2005

Wedding ring 

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.

The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.

Wedding ring by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020