weatherboard nine

Barnaby Joyce, Australia’s former deputy Prime Minister and former Leader of the National Party, spent his career fighting the weatherboard nine. These are the nine million Australians that live in old weatherboard houses that cost nothing 30 years ago but are now worth about $1 million.

I fought for the weatherboard nine.

weatherboard nine by Peter_Dickerson May 7, 2018

Chocolate waterboard 

When you shart into someone's mouth while plugging their nose.

Her boyfriend wanted her to give him a chocolate waterboard for his birthday.

Chocolate waterboard by pdxgrl February 12, 2010

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding 

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

Poughkeepsie Waterboarding by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Weatherford Highschool

Smells like crack on the daily, fights whippin in every bathroom you pull up to. Admistrators don't know what the fuck they doin.

Damn Weatherford Highschool sucks was

Weatherford Highschool by OOFgang3kduh October 3, 2018

Weatherford Texas 

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.

Weatherford Texas? ohh, you mean piece of shit?

Weatherford Texas by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016

Weatherford Community College 

(n.)-a synonym for the most strenuous, boring circle of hell. This circle distinguishes itself from the other circles of hell by having more rednecks, more cowboys, more old people, more middle aged smokers with rolling backpacks, less sexy people, less intelligence and ultimately, less FUN.

WC Student #1 - Jesus will save me from the flames of hell's eternal fury.

WC Student #2 - Nah, bro. We go to Weatherford Community College.

Weatherford Community College by Highly Refined Pirate February 22, 2010

Kentucky Waterboarding 

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

Kentucky Waterboarding by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018