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weather boy

Someone who drives an Alfa Romeo courtesy of daddy’s money and takes his parents yacht out on the weekends
Guy 1: god that guy looks like a total douche with his White pressed suit and his Alfa Romeo

Guy 2: yea, what a weather boy
weather boy by Classyscumbag September 19, 2019

Weather boy

Boy who cums in bucket for $$$. Usually a snake
Yo did that king just weather boy?!?
Weather boy by Helllooooooooooo August 13, 2021

Weather Boy

Weather Boy (Derogative)
Insult one Weather Reporter
(Most used when raining)
Weather boy: Whats the best type of firework here?
Cool boy: Wouldn't You Like to Know, Weather Boy?
Weather boy: Where are you parents?
Weather Boy by Buritowo February 27, 2023

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? 

Very sketch sentence used bu juvenile delinquents to throw off reporters.
+Here's an actual customer out here, uh what's the best kind of firework to buy?

- Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

+Where are your parents? Kid's sketchy, back to you guys.

Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend 

Someone who is only with someone else for their money, popularity, or good reputation. They dump the person as soon as things start looking bad for the person.
Fair Weather Boyfriend/Girlfriend:

1.
A- "Hey, have you seen Lauren's new boyfriend?"

B- "Yeah, I've seen him with some other girls before. He's a total fair weather boyfriend."

2.

A-"Zeke, where's Amy? Did she dump you?"

B- "Yeah, I'm poorer than a hobo now. Amy found out and broke up with me, what a fair weather girlfriend."

boyfriend weather 

Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.
Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.

Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*