Waxley
Man, that asshole is so waxley. He wants everyone to believe that he was high speed in the army, but he got kicked out for being fat.
Waxley by Yellow Finch May 9, 2011
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This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol
wasley by NeverthelessImMistakeLol April 6, 2019
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walleye vision
First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Walleye Crue
1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.
2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
Walleye Crue by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008
Wadleys Paradigm
The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.
Wadleys Paradigm by scriptcat February 4, 2009
waley
(pronounced as "wa-lei", not "waylee")
- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.
- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.
- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".
- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.
- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.
- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".
- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
A: "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"
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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."
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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"
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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."
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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"