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watson's pool girl 

White trash hottie from tv commercials, can usually be found in a skanky bekini from k-mart.
Did you see the watson's pool girl in that last commercial? Her suit was so small I thought there was going to be a wardrobe malfunction!
watson's pool girl by jwh July 4, 2004
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George Watson's College 

A leading independent school situated in the South of Edinburgh, UK. The school, founded in 1723 by wealthy benefactor George Watson, caters for both boys and girls from ages 3-18. The school is reknowned for it's academic success and extra-curricular prowess.

Rugby Union is the main sport in the school, in which the school boasts over 100 Scottish internationialists and others who represented England, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. The school 1st XV is also successful, having been ranked in the top 10 schools in Britain for the last 3 seasons.
Music is also important to the school and this was reflected in the building of a new music building which won international awards for architecture and was opened by the Queen.

Living former pupils include 4 time Olympic gold medal winning cyclist Sir Chris Hoy, former British Lions captain and former world cup points record holder Gavin Hastings KBE, Scottish Labour leader Ian Gray, Lord David Steele, The Right Honourable Sir Malcolm Rifkind.
He went to George Watson's College , he is a Watsonian.

32 Deshaun Watson Style 

When Deshaun Watson catches another case.
Don't let someone do your daughter, sister, mother, or ur fucking grandma 32 Deshaun Watson style.

Ms. Watson Special

Meaning to consume large amounts of food in one sitting. Causing massive thighs or hips that may look as if they are about to erupt
Jim: "I went and ordered a Ms. Watson Special today"
Bob: " what in the hell is that"
Jim: "641 Double cheeseburgers, 243 Medium fries, and about 198 gallons of fountain drink"

Deshaun Watson Special 

When you go to an Asian Massage Parlor and pay for a "massage", then attempt sexual assault on said Asian Lady.
Viridian got a Deshaun Watson Special at the local Asian spot. He's an animal.

Steve Watson 

aka the angriest scammer ever, from kitbogas most popular video.
Despite what kitbogas condensed video of Steve shows, Steve can actually hide as a normal person of society for a pretty long time, and only rages after an extended amount of well performed scambaiting done on him, or turning off ur computer.

Steve is also an absolute piece of shit human being because he yells at and threatens to kill what he thinks is a scared old lady’s family for making mistakes even though he’s trying to steal from “her”.
According to a comment on The 30 minute version, this was Steve’s third time failing at scamming someone and was fired afterwards, which is why kit wasn’t able to call him back and why Steve’s call center pretended like he didn’t exist when kit tried to connect to him that way

Steve Watson can also refer to any scammer who freaks out and rages at scambaiters for not listening to them or wasting their time and also when scammers yell so loud that it breaks their audio
Scambaiter: *redeems gift card*

Scammer: mam why did u did this?????!!!!!! Why did u did this?!!!??!??!!) MAM WHY DID U REDEEM?!!??!!??

Scambaiter: um hold on lemme go ahead and do the next card for u then Steve Watson ( holds back laughter)

No shit Watson 

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.
(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!
No shit Watson by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015
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