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–verb (used with object)

1. to smash, break, or split into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: "He watsoned his computer."

2. to foolishly destroy or break computer software or hardware as to making the equipment completely useless forever.

3. to make into utter rubbish: "Al just completed full-watsoned that guy's laptop."

4. to partially break: "The computer was only half-watsoned. It might be repairable."

5. to infringe, ignore, or act contrary to a policy, a law, or common sense: "She watsoned her promise."

6. to destroy or interrupt the regularity, uniformity, continuity, or arrangement of: "Jeff just pulled a full watson."

7. to penetrate anally with the intention of causing irreparable harm: "I just watsoned his ass, and enjoyed it."

–verb (used without object)

8. to become inoperative or to malfunction, as through wear or damage: "The computer system watsoned this afternoon."

9. to shatter, burst, or become broken; separate into parts or fragments, esp. suddenly and violently: "The computer watsoned in his lap."

10. to become suddenly discontinuous or interrupted; burst abruptly: "He pushed too hard and his anus watsoned."

11. to completely ruin one's life: "I watsonned my life."

–noun

12. an act or instance of breaking software or hardware; fracture; destroy; obliterate: "The software was just watsoned."

13. an opening made by breaking; gap: "The watson in the monitor screen has not been repaired."

Usually associated with Sherlock Holmes. Anyone with the name Watson, is very family oriented and will most likely kick your ass if you mess with them.

Watson is a hating ass bitch who wants to ruin your relationship with your girl. Seeking for information and being nosey in general.

A large satisfying shit. One that takes a while to come out but when it does feels satisfying as fuck.

something that is completely bullshit and has no truth to it and is usually used to keep out of trouble.

A word commonly used to describe someone who is considered extremely cool by a variety of people. This word is only used to describe people who are genuinely admired rather than a person who people know are cool and are jelous of them.

only for male use, when you see a fat bunda, big titties or cute face in public. say watson and the boys will understand.

Word origin: watson from emma watson