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Water Rape 

When you are at a steakhouse, being charged for water, and they continuously bring you waters without telling you they are charging you for them.
Why is my tab so much money, was I water raped?
Water Rape by Devin Hurdle July 5, 2025

Water bottle rape 

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.
1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.
Water bottle rape by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016

[water-raped] 

when tubing on a lake/ocean/ect. and you fall off and then are raped in the ass by water .. a wedgie will also probably occur
a. Dylan was tubing on Greenwood Lake and was water-raped after flying off.
[water-raped] by Valerie Rose August 27, 2006

waterape 

1. To combine a watermelon with a grape.
2. To pop a whole in a watermelon, insert male genitalia inside said hole, and make sweet sweet love to said watermelon. Also known as 'juicing the melon.' Afterwards, make a refreshing glass of lemonade using the watermelon-covered genitalia as a wooden stirring spoon. Note: This must not be consensual sex.
Person 1: Naha, sucker. That lemonade was a product of waterape!
Person 2:(projectile vomits)
Person 1: Gross, I guess I shouldn't tell you what that sandwich you ate was made from.
waterape by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

waterape 

To have water squirt up your orifices against your will or consent.
When you are going down a slide at the water park, you have water shooting up your orifices.
waterape by buckethead May 13, 2005
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