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watch me 

a card game that people play in Stephen King's Dark Tower series, it sounds very much like poker.
They sat at a table away from the others playing a game of Watch Me half-heartedly.

watch me 

1. to tell the direct honest truth despite the repercussions
2. to let some one know the way it is with no qualms about it
" Andra asked me how her horse hair weave looked so I had to watch me , and tell her."
watch me by yummilicious September 8, 2006

watch me whip, watch me nae nae 

The act of burdening someone by demanding they observe you dance a particular type of danced called "the nae nae".
"Hey, Brock...Brock...Brock...hey...hey...hey Brock...Brock...Brock..", "WHAT!?", "...now...watch me whip, watch me nae nae..".

That was the last time anyone ever saw Steven alive, as well as the last time Brock tasted sweet, sweet freedom.

Do you or someone you know suffer from a compulsive need for others to observe you whip and nae nae? Seek help today, you may just save a life.

watch me do me 

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.
Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.

Watch me do me 

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task
A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!
Watch me do me by Frodo Man-well February 28, 2009

Watch me whip watch me enslave

The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed
Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave

Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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