washington nationals

The Former Montreal Expos moved to Washington shortly after the 2004 season, due to lack of ticket sales and popularity.

After spending 2 seasons playing half their games without an owner and with 2 homes (Olympic Stadium in Montreal, and Hiram Bithorn Stadium in San Juan, PR) The finally found a home in our nation's capital.

The team hopes to get a larger fan base and more publicity by playing in DC.

Good Luck and Best Wishes to the Washington Nationals.

Jose Vidro's the man

washington nationals by Alomar April 15, 2005

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Washington Nationals

A long-suffering baseball team that has jumped to life. Currently holds the best record in the NL and has sat atop the NL East for most of the season. The team is powered by sensations Stephen Strasburg, Gio Gonzalez, Steve Lombardozzi, Ryan Zimmerman, Bryce Harper, and Ian Desmond, to name a few. Along with a core of young talent the team is fueled by veterans with game such as Adam LaRoche, Jayson Werth, and Mike Morse. Their destiny? To shut up anyone who dares mock Nats Town anymore. Making fools of naysayers and former champions everywhere.

"The Washington Nationals have swept the Phillies in four games in the Phils' own park."

"The Nats have the best team ERA in baseball."

"Bang, zoom, curly W! Nats win again!"

"Show your NATITUDE!"

Washington Nationals by TheSwirl June 28, 2012

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Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

Washington Nationals by tatomuck1 October 23, 2009

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Washington Nationals

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1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...

Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!

Washington Nationals by Legends of Suck July 28, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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