war hammer

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)

when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life

by J Dawg April 18, 2003

war hammer

something josh does not have

josh does not have a war hammer

by ash;) i win!! March 25, 2003

war hammer

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older

jesus I need to get one of thoughs

by ............ March 25, 2003

war hammer

When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life

by J Dawg April 18, 2003

Trojan War Hammer

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

by Nick Straughan June 20, 2006

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

by english 210 April 8, 2009