Verse 1
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners
‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff
I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit
I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen

person: cuties is my fav movie!🥺
me: Wapple Rap moment

Wapple Rap by *magicalkitten* March 1, 2023

waxplay

wax play:BDSM bondage play done by dripping hot wax on the one tied up(sometines blindfolded) used for forplay

they used waxplay in the porn video shoot last night

waxplay by steven j k April 5, 2008

wappah

The sound Chandler Bing makes when he's trying to do the noise a cracking whip makes.

wappah by Dirtyfrog August 20, 2003

wapplin'

A term coined in norfolk, VA with several meanings, including being crazed, exploring a new area, swimming in dirty water, or searching for the nearest waffle-serving restaurant.

That beach kid was wapplin'.

wapplin' by emily fish August 7, 2011

wappa

the roundest thing known to mankind

woahhh, that looks like a real wappa.

wappa by RLKemm September 1, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026