wankware

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.

D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware

wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008

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Wankware

A computer programme, usually written at minimal cost. Typically to perform a specific task within a very specialist business/industrial function or to support a non-mainstream consumer hobby. Often recognizable through poor quality graphics and a cludgy user interface. Can be prone to freezing and crashing and often incompatible with the latest versions of operating systems and key components. Has not been versioned or ported to optimize OS resources and therefore can be painfully slow.

That wankware froze my device again

Wankware by UK Bryan March 10, 2019

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Wankmare

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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