wankware 

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.

D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware

wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008

Wankware 

A computer programme, usually written at minimal cost. Typically to perform a specific task within a very specialist business/industrial function or to support a non-mainstream consumer hobby. Often recognizable through poor quality graphics and a cludgy user interface. Can be prone to freezing and crashing and often incompatible with the latest versions of operating systems and key components. Has not been versioned or ported to optimize OS resources and therefore can be painfully slow.

That wankware froze my device again

Wankware by UK Bryan March 10, 2019

Wankmare 

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008