Wanker Anchor

According do Daniel Sloss : a person who stays the same with you when you suffer loss. They don't walk on eggshells around you; they remain constant.

"You're such a wanker anchor"

by inthemoodforsomehellraising December 21, 2018

wanker the anchor

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

by Konstantine The Good May 16, 2006

Anchor wanker

Person who drives a car and whilst accelerating resting the left foot over the break activating the break lights

That anchor wanker is touching the breaks and accelerating again

by Marcus 2560 January 3, 2021

anchor wanker

a dude who gets sexually excited when his favorite female news reader is on tv

"hey bruh, wanna go for a beer?"
"nah, i'm gonna watch Katy Curic and fondle myself"
"dude, your such an anchor wanker"

by crickey smith March 8, 2022