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Wank-ake
When someone wakes up with a stiffy and decides to make pancakes while at the same time wanking and as a result some of the ejaculation gets into the pancake batter but not enough to stop said person from continuing to make said pancake. The resulting breakfast food is a Wank-ake!
Roommate A:Hey man, I made breakfast you want some?
Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?
Roommate A:Wank-akes!
Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?
Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?
Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?
Roommate A:Wank-akes!
Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?
Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?
Wank-ake by Defiantzel June 14, 2010
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Wank-ake • wankage • wancakes • Wannakee • wannakeguck • WAKAKESHEN • Wankabear • wankademic • wankanease • Wankaness
guitar wankage
Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008
wankademic
A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.
wankademic by gaberdine January 31, 2005
wancake
a breakfast specialty shaped as a rectangular waffle, but without the ridges of a waffle. In other words, a square pancake.
Hmmm... I can't decide what to eat for breakfast this morning. I could go for a waffle, or perhaps a pancake. Say! I know. I'll eat a wancake.
wancake by allycatb23 January 24, 2008
wankage
1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')
2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')
2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'
wankage by Lethalbutterfly May 2, 2006
wancakes
wancakes by Sean Beach September 16, 2006
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