Wankake

A pancake made using either entirely jizz or just some mixed in regular pancake mix

I unloaded into the mixing bowl so we could make some wankakes

by JimStacy March 26, 2025

Wank-ake

When someone wakes up with a stiffy and decides to make pancakes while at the same time wanking and as a result some of the ejaculation gets into the pancake batter but not enough to stop said person from continuing to make said pancake. The resulting breakfast food is a Wank-ake!

Roommate A:Hey man, I made breakfast you want some?

Roommate B:Sure, what'd you make?

Roommate A:Wank-akes!

Roommate B:Wait, WHAT?!?

Roommate A:I said Pancakes, man seriously, you want some or not?

by Defiantzel June 14, 2010

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

wankademic

A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.

"You read that article by Dervin? Yeah, she's a real wankademic."

by gaberdine January 31, 2005

wancake

a breakfast specialty shaped as a rectangular waffle, but without the ridges of a waffle. In other words, a square pancake.

Hmmm... I can't decide what to eat for breakfast this morning. I could go for a waffle, or perhaps a pancake. Say! I know. I'll eat a wancake.

by allycatb23 January 24, 2008

wankage

1: adj: to wank very hard.
1(i): Generally used metaphorically and not in the sense of masturbation in the meaning - poor quality, not very good. 'This is complete wankage' (see also 'suckage')

2: v: To 'own', 'pr0n', or defeat. 'You have been wankaged!'

'How much more wankage can one man take?'

by Lethalbutterfly May 2, 2006

wancakes

Pancakes made out of Waffle mix

We were out of pancake mix so we made pancakes out of waffle mix, and invented wancakes

by Sean Beach September 16, 2006