Wank Metal 

A slang expression regarding music bands, usually of the Metal genre which somebody considers to be sub par or not to their personal taste.

Yeah, that band was shit. Pure Wank Metal.

Wank Metal by RatedRSam January 22, 2008

Wank metal 

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.

"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "

Wank metal by wank metal April 17, 2019

wank metal 

1 Similar to pussy metal, where a band attempts to sound heavy,and really really doesn't.
2 When a band is heavy but sounds so heavy it becomes boring.
3 Where a band tries and fails to emulate the unique sound of some iconic band.
4 When a band is just loud and repetative because they can't invent anything original.
5 When a musician uses a specialised instrament and just uses it normally (like having a six string bass and only using the one string)
e.g.
(1)Korn, Cradel Of Filth, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach,Marlyon Manson, Murder Dolls, In Flames
(2)Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, In Flames
(3)Trivium, In Flames
(4)Trivium, Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, Papa Roach,In Flames
(5)Cradel Of Filth, Papa Roach, Trivium, Marlyon Manson, In Flames

Man that band's shite they only play "Wank Metal"

I thought that would be a good gig but it was just "wank metal"

I thought you had good taste but you listen to "wank metal"

Ha you listen to "wank metal" ... Ya Wanker!!

wank metal by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006