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Wank metal 

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.
"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "
Wank metal by wank metal April 17, 2019

wank metal 

1 Similar to pussy metal, where a band attempts to sound heavy,and really really doesn't.
2 When a band is heavy but sounds so heavy it becomes boring.
3 Where a band tries and fails to emulate the unique sound of some iconic band.
4 When a band is just loud and repetative because they can't invent anything original.
5 When a musician uses a specialised instrament and just uses it normally (like having a six string bass and only using the one string)
e.g.
(1)Korn, Cradel Of Filth, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach,Marlyon Manson, Murder Dolls, In Flames
(2)Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, In Flames
(3)Trivium, In Flames
(4)Trivium, Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, Papa Roach,In Flames
(5)Cradel Of Filth, Papa Roach, Trivium, Marlyon Manson, In Flames
Man that band's shite they only play "Wank Metal"

I thought that would be a good gig but it was just "wank metal"

I thought you had good taste but you listen to "wank metal"

Ha you listen to "wank metal" ... Ya Wanker!!

wank metal by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026